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Tu Gur'io

I confess that I was excited, the black streamlines. Only one word: Hovel . No, not what you see is a slang dictionary, but I zipped coined for this important article.
A couple of days ago, I learned about the hypothetical possibility of becoming an Adobe Guru. You [ ed. Adobe] make me a Guru: Hovel .
Fascinating, right? Especially after visiting the site www.adobeguru.com stylish to drink all the information that I asked my thirst.

Adobe Guru, what?

What is this cryptic, mysterious, stylish and excited status Adobe Guru?

1. The first rule is that Adobe Gurus Adobe Gurus are not talking about * .
2. The second rule of Adobe Guru is that you can not choose to become one but you are chosen to be
3. The third rule of Adobe Guru is that you must have passed the second rule to see this
4. The fourth rule is that Adobe Guru the beginning of the first rule you will never come to the attention of other rules

In a nutshell, diminishing the charm and resizing the mystery, Adobe Guru is an elite group of experts, selected by Adobe and called on the occasion of conferences, seminars and consultations .

The tale of Adobe

There was Adobe once the colossus, and, like every American giant, knew how well the marketing (in addition to knowing how to make money).
usually grown on the classic boot companies pay experts to select, pay to train them, pay to test their products, and, finally, a common discontent, they pay for licensing and start looking for new experts ...
Adobe invented the reversal of roles: people pay for training, people pay their commitment ... Finally, Adobe chooses the best and everyone "lived happily ever after."

Hovel, too?

Well, if you have been infected by the desire to become a Adobe Guru, know that you have to give their best, regularly exceed the Adobe Certified Expert certification exams, to show off, to speak to the public, study and study even more, say a prayer, hoping that Adobe has opened the selection (and do not use pirated software!) ... and still you have no knowledge that they can be among those chosen.


The magic of Adobe
is great that the Force be with you

More

The mystic hovel Adobe Guru
From here you can: Adobe Community
of Yay examinations: Adobe certifications



Notes:
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